Secretive

you know what?
I don't have secrets
how could I?
I don't ever go outside
except that i sometimes drive the kids
somewhere or other
but we don't do anything secretive
just
whatever the park, school

When my mum
phones me
she says what's new?
and I say, nothing
and she doesn't ring me often

Sometimes I try to talk to you
about you know
philosophy or whatever
but I always pick inappropriate times
like
Desperate Housewives is on